Tidings of peace, netizen!

No doubt, you came to this website with a mind troubled by the recent news items regarding a certain con artist styling himself as a member of the Old Norse Pantheon (which we, in this age of free flowing information, know are nothing but figments of imagination from men scared of the vast plains before them). Worry not. This website was set-up to aide in the capture (and punishment) of this stuck-up bastard trying to make you believe there is a world other than the Internet.

In these pages you will find the latest files/news items regarding this trickster, ever so increasing in success. The Commission for World Wide (Web) Security has decided that this case is already serious enough, and that keeping these files under the blanket of top-secret information will do nothing but endanger the common netizen. We suggest that you acquaint yourself with the main sections of this website, that you may not fall prey to his con-tricks, and that you may know how to react should you encounter him in cyberspace.

In the meantime, we would like to assure you that everything he is telling you are lies: there is only the Internet and there is no such thing as the Outernet. Whatever life you may find while not facing the fancy representation of binary is not really a life: it is merely a shadow of what computers and The Internet has to offer.

Worry not. We are here, dedicated into keeping this utopia a reality. So keep yourself plugged in tight. Don't worry about bastards claiming to be avatars of non-existent Norse Gods. You may surf cyberspace in peace.

Yours in Friendster/Multiply/Facebook camaraderie,
The Internet Police.

P.S. Netizens, we <3 you 4evah!

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"They say that the world rests on the backs of 36 living saints--36 unselfish men and women. Because of them the world continues to exist. They are the secret Kings and Queens of this world...I've met a lot of Kings, and Emperors and Heads of State in my time Joshua. I've met them all. And you know something? I think I liked you best."~Death, Sister of Dream, in conversation with Joshua Norton I, the first and last Emperor of the United States of America. Neil Gaiman, Fables and Reflections